just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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