Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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