I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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