We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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