he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
tell me about the eggs
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