dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
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