i permit you to call me
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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