I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
i think my cat just said my name.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
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