There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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