Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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