Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
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