I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Randomize
