writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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