This girl is more easily done than said...
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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