ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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