I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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