I have demons in me.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
