I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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