she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize