Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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