In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Randomize
