Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
i want to swaddle you in tequila
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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