My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
