Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Randomize
