its not stalking. its research.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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