OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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