i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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