you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
not ubering you a puppy
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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