i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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