Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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