If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
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