There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Randomize