One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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