PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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