I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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