Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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