Your dad touched me again.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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