If i come over, it means nothing
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
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