What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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