I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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