I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
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