'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
There's even glitter on my cock...
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