My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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