I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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