There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
OPIZZABONMYDICK
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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