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I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
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