i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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