OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
Randomize
