My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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