The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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