My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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