mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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