So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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