i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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