Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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