the day after is always just damage control
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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