Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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