Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
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