I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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