When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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